IHDA
I Hate Dating Apps

Before you keep reading

Are we compatible?

Not everyone is a match — and that's fine. These 4 questions will help you figure out if it's worth reading on. No right or wrong answers. Just honest ones.

4 honest questions

Answer with whatever comes to mind first.

Question 1 of 4

Are you currently single and without children?

Question 2 of 4

Is an active lifestyle part of who you are?

Question 3 of 4

Where are you at in life right now?

Question 4 of 4

Do you think men and women can naturally complement each other with different roles in a relationship?

Looks like there's something here. Keep reading — it might be worth it.
We're probably not what the other is looking for. That's completely valid — better to know now than find out later. Thanks for being honest.

I got tired of dating apps. The endless swiping, the conversations that go nowhere, the feeling that you're browsing people like a catalog. It stopped making sense to me.

I'd rather show up in real life, skip the small talk, and ask someone out for a coffee. This site is that idea, taken one step further.

There's only one person here. No algorithm, no matches, no notifications. Just me.

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This site has exactly one candidate. You're reading his profile right now.

Colombian lawyer, living in Riga, Latvia. I came here to study Russian — and the city genuinely surprised me. The architecture, the old town, the people. I ended up staying longer than planned.

I work remotely, which means my life is flexible by design. I ended up in the Baltics for a reason — this region has real opportunities for digital business and almost no bureaucracy to get in the way. That combination is hard to find anywhere else in Europe.

I can teach you salsa and bachata. That's not a metaphor — it's an actual offer.

"Memento mori. You're running out of time too — so dare. The worst that can happen is a coffee you didn't enjoy."

— a reminder for both of us
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Real nomad

Iceland, Japan, China, Latvia — and counting

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Lawyer

Remote work, flexible life

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Dog person

I have a dog. That says a lot already

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Salsa & bachata

I'll actually teach you — no excuses

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Colombian

Native Spanish, studying Russian in Riga

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Active lifestyle

Moving is non-negotiable — whatever form that takes

A single woman with no kids who wants to build something real — not just pass the time.
Someone who takes care of her body and her mind. She doesn't have to be an athlete — but an active lifestyle should be part of who she is.
Someone who knows what she wants: family, stability, adventure. In her order.
Someone who sees complementarity in a relationship as something beautiful, not a limitation.

You made it this far.

That's already a sign. One coffee doesn't commit you to anything — but sometimes it changes everything.

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